Your girlfriend’s beach trip is going great. Too bad you couldn’t get off work to join her.
You think it’s sweet that your wife keeps sending you texts about different things, but they’re mostly to keep double-checking that you’re still at work. She wants to make sure they’ve got the whole house to themselves for the whole day and not have to listen for a car driving up. She’s been looking forward to this visit and she wants to savor it, believe me.
